As much as I bash Lady Gaga for her barely coherent ramblings, I have to admit I respect her much more when she's actually stating opinion instead of name dropping a word salad of fashionistas and artists. Which is why I kinda love her interview with Cosmo where she talks about getting back at her ex-boyfriend by being everywhere.

Lady Gaga in her underwear covers the new Cosmopolitan, on newsstands March 9, and over riceless sushi and dressingless salad she tells the magazine about her meteoric rise.

On her ex:
"I had a boyfriend who told me I'd never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I'd fail. I said to him, 'Someday, when we're not together, you won't be able to order a cup of coffee a the f***ing deli without hearing or seeing me.'" (Source)

I know living well is the best revenge, but to be honest, I always figured writing a smash-hit dance song was probably the best middle finger around. Think about it: You go out with all your friends, then what do you know; your ex's song is on the radio and all of a sudden everyone is dancing around to a song about how much you suck and how crappy in bed you were while your ex buh-buh-BANKS. Word up, yo.