Justin Bieber, who has apparently become the new crush of creepy pedophiliac women everywhere, went on the record to say that Miley Cyrus isn't his type. Which is weird because when you're fifteen, even linoleum flooring will get you in the mood.

During a recent interview with New York's Z100, Bieber, 15, was asked if he had a crush on 17-year-old Cyrus.

"Noooooooo! Not my type," he muttered. He quickly added, "She's cool. She's nice."

Though he thinks "Selena Gomez is pretty," he said, "I don't like her. I think she is cute. I think she is a cutie." (Source)

To be honest, I've never really paid much attention to Justin Bieber's music mostly because I have these things called "Taste" and "Dignity" and "Self-Respect", but to be honest, from what I've seen in interviews and public appearances...Well, the kid is kind of a pervbot. All I'm saying is, I have a fifteen year old brother, and if he ever acted the way this creepy little horndog does, I would not even hesitate to beat his ass like a rented goddamn mule.