So you might remember that in his Playboy interview, somewhere in between calling Jessica Simpson sexual napalm and saying that his pee-pee was a Klan member, John "KKKock" Mayer said that his dream job was to write porn, mostly because it's on his basic intelligence level. Well, Vivid Entertainment, never one to pass up the opportunity to jump on the D-List celebrity of the week, has made John an offer to come write for them. Hoo-F*cking-Ray.

According to TMZ.com, Vivid sent the bluesy guitarist a letter asking him if he wants to write and direct one of its upcoming nudie flicks.

Vivid believes Mayer has the right credentials because, in their words, his talents have "touched so many." (Source)

Seriously, I'm really starting to think that about half of Vivid's profits must come from the publicity they get whenever they ask some washed-up celebutard to make porn. In fact, in the time it takes to read this sentence, Vivid Entertainment will have already asked The Olsen Twins, one of Tiger Woods' whores and that Ke$ha bitch to do sex tapes. The more you know.