...And by "Chakras", I mean those gigantic, silicone sweater-melons she has stapled to her chest. Call me crazy, but I somehow doubt that Heidi can really understand the purpose of Chakras since the bitch probably couldn't even walk and chew at the same time without either breaking both her ankles or choking. Seriously, right now I'm pretty sure Ganesha is throwing a pretty epic bitch fit over this kinda fuckery.