So Topher Grace was promoting his soon-to-be-totally-sucky movie Valentine's Day on George Lopez's late-night talk show* and Topher took time to talk about how he once got high off a breath strip with Ashton Kutcher. To be honest, despite looking like a bit of a tool, Topher actually seems pretty charming, but the fact that he rarely if ever gets drunk or high makes me uneasy about him. Seriously, if you're not willing to get high and make instant chocolate pudding mixed with Fluffer Nutter, you are dead to me. Dead! Dead like Lincoln!

* I can't believe they gave him one either.