In my haste to report on John Mayer dishing about his sex life with Jessica Simpson to Playboy yesterday, I neglected to get into the grossly racist things he said, including basically generalizing the entire African American race, flagrantly using the "N" word, and that his "dick was a white supremacist." You know, all in a day's work for John Mayer. Suffice to say, the rest of the world didn't let Johnny boy off so easily, and now everyone thinks that he's a giant asshole -- even people who didn't think so before.

So last night, at a concert in Nashville, John Mayer got all emotional up in this bitch and apologized to his bandmates and the "people he loves" for his attempts at what he considers "trying to be clever." Come on, he only compared his penis to the former leader of the Klu Klux Klan. How could anyone have predicted that would go wrong? Of course, being that this is John Mayer we're talking about, even his apology is incredibly long-winded and douchebaggy -- clocking in at an impressive three and a half minutes -- but at the end he vows to quit the "soundbite and media" game. Of course, he must have meant after this apology though, since it's currently being soundbited all over the internet. Stupid John Mayer. He can't even quit the media without making a big assy media spectacle of himself.