I haven't been paying too close attention to the whole Charlie Sheen-Brooke Mueller ordeal because if I was interested in something this convoluted with crazy twists and turns, I'd just watch "Lost." But anyway, Charlie Sheen is "taking a little break" to go to rehab, which is probably only like his eleventyeth time now or something.

In a joint statement to UsMagazine.com, CBS, Warner Bros. Television and Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre stay they "support Charlie Sheen in his decision today to begin voluntary in-patient care at a treatment center. We wish him nothing but the best as he deals with this personal matter. Production on Two and a Half Men will be temporarily suspended." (Source)

I'm sure this is a very difficult time for Charlie Sheen and his family, but at least you can look at it that some good is coming from this situation, and it's that "Two and a Half Men" is temporarily cancelled. Ha ha. Suck it, you stupid show!