The Superbowl happened last night, and to be perfectly honest with you, I am the only person in my family who honestly couldn't give two shits about it. That being said, Betty White continued being awesome by appearing in a Super Bowl commercial for Snickers. Honestly, sometimes I see Betty White being all super totally awesome and I wish I was an old lesbian so that we could get gay married. And then I remember that I was an old lesbian, I'd probably look like Roger Ebert, and nothing is worth looking like Roger Ebert. Still, fuck me gently with a chainsaw if this woman isn't hardcore as shit.