Alright guys, I have big news for those of you who have no sense of reality and believe that fictional characters are real: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are totally dating! Gasp! Seriously, my mind has just been blown people. Buh-LOWN.

Robert, 23, insists they have only avoided going public with their relationship before now because they were worried about being hounded by obsessed fans.

Speaking at the post-BAFTAs dinner held at London's Grosvenor House Hotel, he said: "It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans, it goes crazy. (Source)

That tiny screaming noise you may have heard in the distance was the sound of every 12-year girl and 40-year old woman having some sort of Twigasm. God, seriously? Right now I'm just waiting for the inevitable insane Team Jakob Twihards coming out of the wood work with pitchforks and torches and trapper keepers demanding blood from people who do not exist.