Aw Snap, It Is SO On

SANDRA020310_01.jpgSo the Oscar nominations were announced yesterday, and because of fucking course she did, Sandra Bullock got a nod for her movie, Helpful White Lady Helps Poor Unfortunate Minorities. For some reason, everyone thinks she's the shoe-in despite Meryl Streep giving the better performance, and now Sandra is totally bringing the game to Meryl.

"With Meryl, when this whole thing started, I left her a voice mail going, 'You've got to watch your back. I'm gonna cut you. I'm gonna take you down,'" Bullock tells the Associated Press. "And then she sent me dead orchids and told me to die, so I sent her a case of liquor and told her to toast to white trash."

[...] "You have to enjoy being with these women that you admire or love or like or have had friendships with or are just getting to know because you've got to take care of each other," Bullock told the AP. (Source)

In High School, I was totally up for this award in an English writing competition against this other guy who was, unlike me, totally rich. Anyway, one night I snuck into his house and wrote "Good Luck, Assbag" in pig's blood all over his walls as a joke and one thing lead to another...All I'm saying is, it's all fun and games until someone gets threatening messages via a pig, Sandy.


Razzies nominated " New Moon " and Sandra Bullock for worst mobie of 2009. I absolutely don't agree and wonder how they judge that?