
Pop quiz! Your career has taken what can only be described as an absolutely FANTASTIC swan dive into the shit hole after you beat your (now ex-)girlfriend to a bloody pulp and proceeded to point the finger at absolutely everyone else but yourself. The best way to distance yourself from this is too:
A) Apologize, take some time off and think about what it is you did that turned you into a violent asshole.
B) Take time to go around, lecturing people about the effects of violence against women.
C) Pose alongside Jean Paul Gaultier while he's made up to look like you just beat the holy fucking shit out of him.
If you chose C, congratulations on being a gigantic fucking dipshit, Chris Brown!