Tila Tequila's "Fiancee" Isn't "Alive" Anymore
Holy crap guys, Tila Tequila's new girlfriend and heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, has passed away at 30-years-old. Just weeks ago the two posted a cracked-out video on Tila Tequila's website announcing their so-called engagement."At this point, it appears to be a natural death," LAPD spokesperson Sara Faden tells Usmagazine.com. "There was no evidence of foul play. The coroner's office will now take over the investigation and conduct their toxicology screenings."
Tila Tequila (real name: Tila Nguyen), 28, also confirmed the tragic news on her Twitter: "Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family" (Source)
I don't want to make light of a tragedy here, but I hope Tila Tequila knows that just because you called someone your "wifey" on your twitter doesn't legally entitle you to their enormous inheritance. So she can put those thoughts of solid gold, diamond-encrusted tubes of Valtrex right back where they came from.
The couple at Snoop Dog's album release party last month:
Apparently Death Tour 2009 will continue into 2010. Jesus Christ.
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