So Casey Johnson's funeral was this weekend, and all her family and friends came to mourn her ... Except Tila Tequila. Gosh Tila, you must have been so busy tweeting about how you can't sleep (despite "having dreams" of Casey) and posing for the paparazzi like some sort of attention-craving hooker that it completely slipped your mind!

Casey Johnson was laid to rest Sunday.  The Johnson & Johnson heiress, who was found dead in her rented Los Angeles home January 4, was buried at a New Brunswick, NJ cemetery.

Casey's close friend Nicky Hilton attended the memorial hosted by Casey's devastated dad, New York Jets owner Robert Johnson.

Not present was Casey's girlfriend at the time of her death, Tila Tequila. (Source)

No, seriously, what was your excuse for that one? It's not like you couldn't make time to fly up to New Jersey, and you certainly had the money, so why exactly the fuck couldn't you make it? Oh yeah, that's right! Because you're a self-serving prostitute who cares about herself! Hooooo boy, can't believe I forgot about that part! Ha! *Face-Palm* Wow, egg on my face, right?