I'm gonna be honest with you here, making fun of Tila Tequila has kind of lost its spark for me. It used to be fun I guess, but now it's just kind of become routine: Tila does something egotistical, I call her a smelly pirate hooker, I find an unflattering picture of her to post, etc. But this one is special. This is the one where Tila Tequila goes completely bananarama insane. How? Simple: She now believes she is God's personal messenger sent here to save humanity. right.

Listen u guys wanna know about Haiti? Let me tell you something right now. There will be more disasters to come. Even bigger! Warning signs.

I know how the world will end, and yes, it will end. Not in the way you all think it is, but it will end.

God sent me here, but did not tell me how or what I needed to do, so just like all other Angels, I had to choose my path on how 2 blend in..

But now time has run out, I have no choice but to reveal myself and who I really am. There is no more time to waste. We must help each other (Source)

You know, call me crazy but I somehow don't think Tila is God's angel sent down to save humanity. I mean, Jesus kinda walked on water and told people to love one another as they love themselves, and Tila just makes out with men, women and farm animals on TV, then shows off her tits on the red carpet. No offense, but I somehow doubt that Jesus was a slutty, self-centered, Asian Wishing Troll.