Seriously, are you fucking kidding me? Why would anyone give Heidi Montag, a woman so stupid her brain cells are actively committing suicide as we speak, a goddamn monster truck? Can you imagine the kind of damage she'll inflict when she inevitably drives this thing drunk? Actually, so long as she doesn't hit anyone and instead careens off a high cliff Thelma and Louise
style, that wouldn't be too bad. Alright, new plan: Get her to drive to the Grand Canyon with Spencer, get her tanked, then tell her that her monster truck is magical and that she can fly it across the gorge. Problem solved.