The Vapid, Slutty Pot Calls The Vapid, Slutty Kettle Fake

HeidiTila.jpgTila Tequila had an interview with Radar Online, which is apparently the last gossip site on the web that hasn't figured out that she's a sociopathic prostitot, in which she talked about Heidi Montag's plastic surgery, basically saying that everything about her was fake. As opposed to Tila, who had a fake show, a fake pregnancy and a fake engagement until her fake fiance died and she had to show fake emotion.

"She's gone overboard...Her whole relationship is fake, her whole show is fake, her whole marriage is fake, everything about her is fake. So now it just makes sense that her whole face is fake."

"[Montag]'s sending out a really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad message to other young girls out there who might look up to her. It's telling these girls, 'Don't feel good about yourself, get as much plastic surgery as you can.'" (Source)

Right ... Not that I don't think Heidi Montag was better off without the plastic surgery, or that The Hills is a piece of shit, but let's face it: Tila Tequila is what happens when a $10 sex doll becomes sentient and won't shut the fuck up about itself. The bitch probably has 'Made in China' stamped on her ass. All I'm saying is, at least Heidi is actually human, whereas I'm pretty sure Tila Tequila is just the world's dumbest Wishing Troll.