Kourtney Kardashian, the one with the crotch fruit that she never actually intended on keeping, is currently totally pissy because OK! Magazine decided to photoshop her to make her look thinner for their magazine cover. Yeah, what a shame, you look slightly prettier for all the world to see. My heart bleeds for you, honey.

OK! hawks "Kourtney's Body After Baby Exclusive" on its cover--but Kourtney Kardashian says she never spoke to the magazine or posed for the heavily Photoshopped photo.

"One of those weeklies got it wrong again...they didn't have an exclusive with me. And I gained 40 pounds while pregs, not 26...But thanks!," she tweeted. (Source)

Whaaaaaa, poor you. But seriously, what did you expect here? It's OK! Magazine here, just be thankful they didn't photoshop you next to Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster and a unicorn with the headline "Which Of These Is The Father? We Find Out!" What I'm saying is, just be thankful you got a taste of bullshit instead of a full-blown pile of it.