Spencer Pratt: Voice of Reason?
One person who has stayed suspiciously quiet in the past week since Heidi Montag revealed her new inhuman plastic face and pontoon tits is husband Spencer Pratt -- who I expected to be flapping his maw to anyone who'd would listen that his wife is now more beautiful than Angelina Jolie, Olivia Munn and the Roman Goddess of Beauty put together. But finally, Spencer Pratt has broken his silence:"Anytime I hinted that it might be a little much or if I just asked if she was sure, I even felt like I was crossing lines," he told PEOPLE. "I'm not in charge of what she does with any part of her body. I'm her husband - not her owner."
To Pratt, his wife of a year was perfect to begin with. "But everyone sees themselves differently when they look in the mirror," he says. "Nobody truly understands how she feels except her. I may not be okay with things, but it's not my call." (Source)
I always figured Spencer to be the kind of guy who picked out Heidi's clothes for her, so this actually gives me an iota of respect for him. (Did I just say I respected Spencer Pratt? Kill me.) But seriously, dude. SER-I-OUS-LY. Sometimes it OK to step in and say, "Honey, you're making the biggest mistake of your goddamn life. Which is impressive considering that you married me." I joke, but honestly those before and after pictures make me genuinely fucking sad. Girlfriend is going to regret this someday, and it'll probably be long before she turns the age Michael Jackson was when his nose started to fall off his face.
I agree. I mean, I don't really give a rip about this chick as a celebrity or whatnot, but... I always thought she was really pretty, you know? Certainly she had a unique face.
If I didn't know about all the work she's had done, if you just showed me the after picture, I mean? I'd think she was another one of Hugh Hefner's interchangeable "girlfriends." Random Blonde #7.
I think she still looks pretty now, but... kind of forgettable.
Is she angling for a part on Desperate Housewives? She looks 25 years older in her after photo.
You know, she looks very young Anna Nicole Smith after all that surgery. Just a more plastic version. Also, it is worth mentioning that this girl is 23!! That's only 2 years older than ME! I thought she had to be 26 at least because now she looks 30. Jeez, she must have been living ROUGH the last couple of years.
I don't being shit-mouth's story for one fucking second. He didn't want his wife to have giant Swiss Mountains? Who is he kidding?
If he wasn't a willing co-conspirator who is now pandering to the entertainment press's ridiculous sense of what is and isn't right, I'll eat a monkey. Fur and all.
I was thinking about the same. Sometimes I simply do not understand how folk can believe you're incorrect.
Brillantly written, bro. One of your best ever, in a long line of great stuff.
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