Tila Tequila, whose latest twitter ramblings refer to herself as "Mommy T" and allege that she's knocked up with the baby of some mystery man, was seen out shopping at a childrens store yesterday wearing a fake blonde wig and carrying around a baby doll. Nice try, now let's see you do that with an egg or a sack of flour like we used to have to in health class.

But anyway, it's really all inconsequential because spoiler alert: there's no baby growing in Tila Tequila's nuclear wasteland of a womb. She's just pants-shittingly insane. Even Britney Spears didn't hold a candle to this bitch in her head-shavingest, umbrella-wieldingest, Adnan-bangingest days. At least you kind of felt bad for Britney though. With Tila I just want her to go attempt swimming in the shallow end of the pool.