Pajiba takes a crack at predicting the worst movies of 2010, and quite frankly, I think they're gonna have to add on even more movies by year's end. (Pajiba)

Michelle Trachtenberg, the Scrappy Doo of Whedonites, cleans up pretty good in Complex Magazine. (Yeeeah!)

Haha, Brooke Hogan's white trash boyfriend with the stupid white trash name dumped her ass. (The Blemish)

If his suit is any indication, Joe Jonas will now perform at children's birthday parties. (Seriously? OMG!)

Elizabeth Edwards got sick of John Edward's shit and dumped his ass for cheating on her while she had cancer then having a baby with the other woman. (Celebitchy)

Oh look, the whore from Jersey Shore who loves ham has titty pics on the web. Damn, took 'em long enough. (Celebslam)

Oh em GLEE! Jane Lynch is totally getting married to her doctor girlfriend which makes me totally happy in the soul. (HollyWire)

Seriously, at seventy years old, Tina Turner has better legs than you could ever hope to have. (CelebSmack)

Aw snap, it's Keri Russel y'all! (usemycomputer)

Oh joy, another day, another completely made up Star Magazine cover about Brad/Jen/Angelina. (popbytes)

Katie Holmes converted to Islam or something. (Celeb Jihad)