The Broken Lizard continues their longstanding tradition of shitting the bed with The Slammin' Salmon. (Pajiba)

Conan O'Brien is walking away from The Tonight Show with $40 Million, or as is known in the business, "Fuck You NBC Money". (Yeeeah!)

David Beckham had his junk grabbed in an interview and you've already clicked the link haven't you? (The Blemish)

Madonna shows off her boobs for Dolce & Gabbana, because if there's one thing that I associate with class and elegance, it's 50 year old titties. (Celebitchy)

Confession time: I once watched a marathon of "Burn Notice," and loved it, so I'm linking to a post about it. So there. (Seriously? OMG!)

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are gay as the day is long? Ummmm, yeah, maybe on Winter Solstice. (Celeb Jihad)

Isn't Jennifer Lopez attending a book launch a bit like a tone-dead person attending a Record Release Party? (BricksandStones)

Here is Kerri Russell laughing at Harrisson Ford and Brendan Frasier for being old as dirt. (Agent Bedhead)

Hayden Pannemisspellingherlastnamehasbecomearunningjoke has dyed her hair red. INTERESTING! (POTP)