Here are the 2009 Golden Tomato Award from Rotten Tomatoes, and to the surprise of no one, Up won. Hells yeah. (Pajiba)

Here's Hugh Jackman shirtless and frolicking on the beach, because I fucking love you guys. (Yeeeah!)

Someone leaked some backstage pics of Alessandra Ambrosio, and I kinda hate her for having better abs than me, you stupid sexy jerk. (The Blemish)

Oh look, Keanu Reeves doesn't look like a homeless meth-dealer anymore. Score one for him! (Seriously? OMG!)

Oh look, John Edwards tried to cheat on his cancer-stricken wife AGAIN. And this guy wanted to be president? (Celebitchy)

Oh joy, it's only been about two weeks since Brittany Murphy died, so let's start up those petty estate wars, shall we? (Celebslam)

Ellen Degeneres talks about Simon Cowell leaving American Idol, and finally being the judge with the biggest boobs. (HollyWire)

What appears to be a catcher's mitt showed up to a photocall for A Single Man, and oh wait, that's just Donatella Versace. (CelebSmack)

Here's Katy Perry in a stupid hat, which goes along well with her stupid face. (usemycomputer)

Oh shit, Sade's back motherfuckers! Fuck yeah! (popbytes)

She may be a minor, but that won't stop Miley Cyrus from wearing a see-through top! (Celeb Jihad)