Here's a career assessment courtesy of Agent Bedhead for Brendan Fraser and his crappy fake hair. (Pajiba)

So on top of playing a whore and not remembering her lines, Mischa Barton also can't pay her rent. She's a real winner this one is, fellas. (Yeeeah!)

Tori Spelling leaves pictures of her and her husband half-naked for her kids to see. Classy. (The Blemish)

Miley Cyrus taught Joaquin Phoenix who Lady Gaga is. Imagine the Birds and the Bees talk, only acid. (Seriously? OMG!)

Jake Gyllenhaal is one of those guys who always needs a beard. I MEAN GIRLFRIEND. (Celebitchy)

Wow, Montel Williams is as great a father as he is a talk show host. Meaning he sucks donkey chode. (Celebslam)

A graphic novel based on Twilight? We all saw it coming, but that doesn't mean it hurts any less.(HollyWire)

Katy Perry looks annoyingly adorable with an umbrella. (CelebSmack)

Laura Bingle in a bikini. I don't know who she is either, but hey: Bikini. (usemycomputer)

Hayden Panettiere (got it right that time!) wore a shirt that says "Fuck Cancer". Awesome. (Celeb Jihad)

There are naked pics of Madonna's boy toy floating around, and it's...actually pretty disappointing. (Allie Is Wired)