Here's a pretty damn good recap of how NBC has destroyed it's once beloved late night lineup, and how they're gonna fuck it up even more. (Pajiba)

That slut from Twilight appeared in an ad campaign wearing nothing but body paint. No, not that one, the other one. (Yeeeah!)

Carrie Underwood won a People's Choice Award (yeah, I didn't know they were still on either) and proceeded to go down on her trophy. (The Blemish)

You know your show fucking sucks when the first episode hasn't even aired yet and Ellen Degeneres is trying to get out of it. (Seriously? OMG!)

Lady Gaga's new hairstyle can only be described as what happens when you divide by zero. (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan punched someone at a nightclub when they wouldn't leave her fifteen year old sister alone. Which begs the question: What the fuck is a fifteen year old doing at a nightclub? (Celebslam)

Justin Bieber is set to appear on Wizards of Waverly Place. I neither know nor care who he is, but if it's not Prisco on that show, I don't give a shit. (HollyWire)

Why did someone put a bikini on that xylophone and drag it down to the be-Oh wait, it's just Rachel Zoe. Never mind. (CelebSmack)

Here's Paris Hilton dressed in a demure and sophisticated gown...AHAHAHAHA! Just kidding, she looks like a hooker. (usemycomputer)

Ewwww, noooo...If Tiger Woods has sex with men, I'm turning in my gay card. (Celeb Jihad)

Lady Gaga and Boy George are coming together to create the gayest song of all time. (Allie Is Wired)