Oh boy, the future of Hollywood? Zac Efron and Miley Cyrus. Kill yourself. (Pajiba)

Kate Moss apparently washes her hair with cocaine or something because the bitch is starting to go grey. (Yeeeah!)

Pink made something of a veiled dig at Beyonce during a recent concert gig, which means it is SO on. (The Blemish)

The stars of When In Rome were laughing at something, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't their movie. (Seriously? OMG!)

Oh. FUCK. No. If Joe Francis is the father of Tila Tequila's fake baby, I will kill myself. (Celebitchy)

Oh look, Selena Gomez is sleeping (SLEEPING sleeping) with a girl who isn't Demi Lovato.(Celeb Jihad)

What? Zelda Rubinstein died? Aw, what the fuck? (BricksandStones)

Joan Jett told Kristen Stweart to have sex with her guitar and yeah you've already clicked the link haven't you? (Agent Bedhead)

Ha ha, Jessica Simpson farted during a board meeting. Teeheehee. (POTP)