Prisco put together this totally amazing list of the best independent movies of 2009, and it's pretty epic. (Pajiba)

Gwyneth Paltrow went out in public wearing the dumbest fucking hat in the entire world. Everyone point and laugh! (Yeeeah!)

Tiger Woods might have a sex tape out because of fucking course he does. Although the only question is, which of his 9 whores does it features? (The Blemish)

In related news, Tiger Woods shirtless pics! Come for the doughy midsection, stay for the hairy Hershey kiss nipples. (Superior Gossip)

Sandra Bullock is the new Julia Roberts in that her movies make a ton of money despite the fact that she has a gigantic mouth and an annoying voice. (Seriously? OMG!)

Reason why CNN sucks #7254: Kathy Griffin is banned from CNN after she may have dropped an F-Bomb. Also not allowed on CNN: Actual News. (Celebitchy)

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are hotter than you could ever so much as hope to be. In related news: Fuck it, I quit. Someone get me a Big Mac. (BricksandStones)

Seriously, how cute is Alyson Hannigan with her itty bitty baby and oh dear God the ovaries I don't have just exploded. (Agent Bedhead)

Michael Lohan has found a new girlfriend to give fake watches to and kick in the vagina (POTP)