Patton Oswalt wants you to see a Mumblecore pic that stars Margaret Cho. Why does my wallet suddenly feel $10 lighter? (Pajiba)

The good folks at Yeeeah! have an exclusive on Keeley Hazell's video game, which prominently features her boobs. Get some! (Yeeeah!)

Someone unearthed this video of Bradley Cooper going to a nude beach and you've already clicked on the link, haven't you? (Seriously? OMG!)

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke made out and you've already puked all over your keyboard, haven't you? (Celebitchy)

The NYC Firefighters have released their annual calendar for 2010 and you've already clicked the link, haven't you?...Just indulge me, I'm on a roll here. (CelebSmack)

What? Katy Perry might be carrying some crotch fruit in her? Aw, gross man. Just fucking GROSS. (The Blemish)

Sure, most people can no longer read books during the last hour of flight, but Halle Berry will be DAMNED if she has to wait in line for customs! (Celebslam)

The slutty girl from The Pussycat Dolls that people actually care about is single again. Gasp? (HollyWire)

Taylor Lautner was falsely rumoured to have died of a drug overdose at a strip club. Ummmm...Really? Taylor Lautner? (Allie Is Wired)

Kourtney Kardashian's baby has been arrested for Domestic Violence. They grow up so fast, don't they? (Celeb Jihad)