Conveyor Belt of Love is as shitty as you'd think, meaning that is a genocide on your brain. (Pajiba)

For the price of just $65, you too can smell like Kim Kardashian (Read: Like a piss-drenched hooker.) (Yeeeah!)

I always loved Amanda Bynes, so here are some sexy pics from her Maxim shoot she posted on Twitter. All I can say: Yowza. (The Blemish)

How is it that between Simon Cowell and Ellen Degeneres, Simon is the one who looks most like an old lesbian? (Seriously? OMG!)

Kate Gosselin continues her pattern of shitty hairstyles with hair extensions that look like they belong on a Barbie doll knock-off. (Celebitchy)

Not only was Tyra's show CANCELED against her will, but as it turns out, Tyra Banks might be a GIGANTIC asshole. (Celebslam)

Dear Lesbians and like-minded men: Kristen Bell might have a thing for women. You're welcome. (HollyWire)

Gary Coleman was hospitalized after suffering from a seizure. Insert your own "Whatchoo Talkin' Bout?" joke here. (CelebSmack)

Remember when Lindsay Lohan bikini pics were something to get excited about? Me neither. (usemycomputer)

No, seriously, when the hell did JLo become relevant again? Why should I care about her? (popbytes)

Rihanna is dating a new guy and hoooooo boy it's not going to end well. (Celeb Jihad)