Oh. my. GOD. Here are the 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of all time. (Pajiba)

A huge hat tip to Sarah, who covered all the dresses at The Golden Globes so that we don't have to. (Yeeeah!)

Madonna wants to have another baby, which is a pity since her eggs are pretty much hard-boiled at this point. (The Blemish)

I'm all for women not shaving their legs and all, but seriously Mo'Nique? You really could have just kept it to yourself. (Seriously? OMG!)

Johnny Depp was named Most Stylish Man by GQ. In related news, water is wet, fire burns and Tila Tequila is still a filthy child prostitute. (Celebitchy)

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were at the Golden Globes, which means oh my God, they're a couple now you guys! (BricksandStones)

Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman are engaged, which means we can all look forward to Mr. and Mrs. Fucking Palmer-Gaiman in the near future. (Agent Bedhead)

Beyonce was in some magazine or something showing off how amazing photoshop is. (POTP)