Here are ten actors more famous for their commercial work than their actual film work. (Pajiba)

Sarah Jessica Parkers drags small children back to her gingerbread house the ol' fashioned way. (Yeeeah!)

What better way to explain he Leno-Conan feud than with completely batshit insane Japanese CGI crap? (The Blemish)

Oh boy, a Piranha 3-D trailer? Gosh, be still my beating heart. (Seriously? OMG!)

Octomom has some bikini pics out, and according to her, she had absolutely no work done. Ummmm, yeah, and I'm sober right now. (Celebitchy)

Garfield's Bitchy Cat Girlfriend hyphenates her last name, still looks like a slutty golumn. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears pimps out stupid tacky shoes no one cares about. (HollyWire)

Today's "Kim Kardashian pimps out stupid fucking products" is brought to you by $25 lollipops. (CelebSmack)

Here's Michelle Rodriguez at the premiere of Avatar. (usemycomputer)

Ewww, why is January Jones dating Jeremy Piven? Ugh, gag. (popbytes)

Tiger Woods is in Sex Rehab because of freaking course he is. (Celeb Jihad)