Here's the trailer for Blood into Wine, the documentary about Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan's wine business. (Pajiba)

Natalie Portman continues her "Shit All Over My Goodwill" Tour of '09 by being a filthy homewrecker. (Yeeeah!)

Here is Karin Dreijer from Fever Ray giving the weirdest acceptance speech EVER. (The Blemish)

Come for the awkward weatherman, stay because he makes a reference to his schlong. (Seriously? OMG!)

Gasp, Tila Tequila says she's pregnant...for the fourth time. In the space of, like, two months. All I can say is, ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! I am just awful. (Celebitchy)

Chelsea Handler split with her boyfriend who also happens to be her boss. (BricksandStones)

While I'm looking forward to the Spiderman reboot the same way I'm looking forward to a root canal, the casting of Joseph Gordon-Levitt does make me happy. (Agent Bedhead)

It's Kanye West in the battle of Douche v. Douche with PETA. (POTP)