Shockingly, White Trash Does Not Like Adam Lambert
It's been a couple months since Adam Lambert's Big Gay Kink Musical, which means that the good folks at The Smoking Gun have had ample time to snag some of those tasty, tasty FCC complaint forms, and oh lordy you better believe they are just comic fucking GOLD. Seriously, here's a quick sampling of some of the better ones:That piece of shit AMA music award was a cluster fuck of awfulness. Adam Lambert, who is a total fagatoni which I am OK with, was totally pulling dude's face into his crotch [...]
I would not be supprised to see such a show in the "boy's towns" of Mexico, or in Bancok, but I am offended to see them on United States Television [...]
Just wondering if a gay kiss between two fudge packers no longer falls below standards. Perhaps he can actually suck his cock next time [...]
KEEP THE FAG KSSING OFF OF THE NON CABLE CHANNELS. YOU NAZI. (Source)
And for the record, those were word for word accounts. With the spelling errors intact. Seriously, Adam Lambert's was really just a male-oriented version of everything that Madonna, Prince and Britney have been doing for decades, so yes, this is entirely about Adam Lambert being gay. The sad thing is, the complaints are actually more offensive and full of objectionable content than the actual performance. Nice job, fellas.
Shockingly neither do reporters, or comics or gossip columnists, bloggers, most of the free world who never watched it and prarrie dogs in general. He's such a tard dancer, bad singer, lame rex reed redux loser, non-talented copycat of some real talented singers.
Oh, puh-leeze. Some of the most ridiculous "letters" were from people just wanting in on the action to see if they could stir up some shit. Are some real? Damn skippy, some are. But some are just people being the same ole anonymous assholes they get to be on the internet. The sad part is that it plays into what some actually think, retarding the movement to equality with ample fodder. Adam fucked up, plain and simple, really. It doesn't matter if the females have been doing it for years...NO ONE faked a blow job or trolley stopped a female on NON CABLE television before. And he sang like shit. THAT was more offensive than anything else. But it was a crude ass mess, all combined.
But the right wing bigots of course jumped right on it...figures...all hail Bill fucking O'Reilly. Only NOT.
Sheesh.