It's no secret that if there are two things I love more than (almost) anything, they are Sara Bareilles and Jersey Shore. But sadly, I could never enjoy them at the same time...UNTIL NOW! Sara performed a song about stupid, tan douchebags with freakishly solid hair in concert to the tune of Rihanna's Umbrella. And to top it all off? She did it entirely on the Ukulele. Sara Bareilles, ladies and gentlemen: A woman who kicks so much ass, she probably has her foot lodged halfway up your rectum right now.