It's finally happened: Simon "Bitchtits" Cowell is leaving American Idol. Initially, I just assumed he was going to be using his freedom to go shop for tee-shirts that show off his man jugs and to make fun of teenagers, but instead, he's going to be inflicting ANOTHER shitty music show on us: An American version of "The X Factor." Thanks a heap, Bitchtits.

Simon Cowell, the acerbic Brit who has helped give "American Idol" some of its sharpest - and nastiest - moments, will leave the hit TV singing contest after this season.

The cantankerous judge said Monday that "The X Factor," a talent show he created and which is popular in Britain, will join Fox's schedule next year. Cowell will be a judge on "The X Factor" and its executive producer. (Source)

Personally, I've honestly never seen an episode of "The X Factor," nor do I really care. What I DO care about is the fact that if this happens, then that means we have TWO fucking music shows. TWO. It's bad enough having to wade through "American Idol," but now I'll have to listen to double the amount of crappy music and screaming hysterical pre-teen girls and middle-aged women. No, really, thanks a bunch there Bitchtits.