Okay, maybe not, but she did take time out of her schedule of discussing cashmere drapes and making Turducken Souffles to teach the women at home the finer points of working the pole. While she did only teach the basics, I'm assuming she will eventually go onto the more advanced aspects, such as how flip upside down on the pole without having your tips fall out of your g-string, what to do when a customer keeps biting your ass, and the proper way to handle things when the douchebag owner publicly fires you and everyone there while you're naked onstage. Not that I would know anything about that.