Mariah Carey To Bring New Meaning to "Hair of the Dog"
Mariah Carey, having already failed at launching her own perfume line, now wants to fail at launching her own champagne line. It'll be a rosé with subtle hints of strawberry and batshit insanity.In a Twitter post Friday, the singer announced she's launching a brand of bubbly called Angel Champagne - a rosé.
She also made a joke about her accepting-while-intoxicated appearance at the Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards gala.
"Didn't realize they put the champagne on the tables, So we WOULDN'T drink it! LoL," she wrote. (Source)
Well it makes total sense that Mariah would be pimping out champagne since, much like her, absolutely no one I know actually likes it. Personally, I'm just happy to see her drinking something other than pure lard and the tears of her purse-carrying boyfriend. Seriously, sometimes for shits and giggles she'll knee him in the place where his balls used to be and just licks the tears off his face...Just because she can. True story.
Keep 'em coming... you all do such a great job at such Concepts... can't tell you how much I, for one appreciate all you do!
Jeremy, I just wanted to drop you a comment regarding Mariah Carey. I've been a "lamb" of Mariah's since 1990, so naturally, we have opposing viewpoints (most) of the time when it comes to her. With that being said, as an Advocate Lamb of Mariah's, I respectfully request, on behalf of Mariah's lambs everywhere, that you please try and make your comments about her in a more respectful manner. You must admit, some contents of your posts are rather malicious in nature, and that sometimes takes away from your humour. I can tell that you can find humour easily. It's a gift most people don't have. My observation: I personally don't believe that you need to use volital and vapid words when conveying your humour about Mariah. You can leave "em rolling in the aisles" without being "mean". Now, before anyone says "censorship", no, I am not doing that. I believe in freedom of speech. You have every right to voice your opinions, whether I agree with them or not, and I will defend your right to speak your peace. All I'm asking is a little more "tactfullness" towards Mariah, that's all. When it comes to other celebrities though, "knock yourself out" ha ha. I merely defend my Mariah when I feel an injustice is being done. Thank you for your time, and I look forward to visiting again. Bob, IAA-M4E