Pop quiz everyone! You're a has-been hip-hop "star" who's only real claim to fame was almost a decade ago when you were primarily known for rapping despite the fact that your testes hadn't even descended. Which of these should you do to make everyone remember how much they hate you?

(A) Text while driving
(B) Drive Drunk
(C) Hang Out With Chris Brown
(D) ALL OF THESE AT THE SAME TIME

The artist formerly known as Lil' Bow Wow--now just Bow Wow--live-tweeted his wild New Year's partying, including driving his "lambo" while "so fucked up" before handing the wheel over to Chris Brown.

Naturally, he has since tweleted and apologized. But seriously, what a jackass. After tweeting "Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tipsy as fuck. Just left @livmiami," Bow Wow added (and ultimately deleted):

"Im fucked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot" (Source)

Hey, nice going there asshole. Not only did you put yourself in a situation where you endangered not only your life, but the lives of everyone around you, you bragged about it on Twitter during the fact. Why couldn't you just fade into obscurity like a good little one-hit wonder?