Lauren Conrad Is About As Dumb As You Think She Is
Lauren Conrad sat down with Entertainment Weekly to pimp out her new book (how's that for a kick in the literary balls?) and to talk about all her favourite books. She talked about how much she loved Chelsea Handler's books, and in doing so pretty much proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that not only can she not read or write, she can barely even form coherent thoughts."I love Chelsea Handler. I've read both of her books, and she has another one coming out soon that I'm looking forward to. I'm a fan of hers. I think she's very funny. She lacks a filter, which I really admire. I find her very entertaining. I really liked reading her books. She's really good at having her personality come across in her writing. It was like she was telling the story herself. You could hear her voice in there." (Source)
First off, why does Lauren Conrad speak like a sixth grader giving a report on what she read over summer break? And second, the reason you can really hear Chelsea Handler's voice is because she actually writes her own books. You know, writing? That thing where you tap the little letters on the keyboard and words magically appear? Christ, I wouldn't be surprised if she needs someone to ghost-write her own name for her.
Yes, she is SO dumb that she has a best selling book, her own clothing line at Kohl's, is a spokeswoman for Avon's Mark brand and has an empowerment foundation. (eye roll)
So what if she finds Chelsea Handlers book entertaining. That doesn't make her dumb.
She would be much smarter to write a blog like you.
Lauren totally has a "best selling book" and all that other shit because she's a genius and actually filled out the applications, went to job interviews, and did all the work herself!
Yes, that's definitely how it went. She didn't have those things handed to her on a silver platter because she's a rich, entitled twat who acted like a bland idiot on some horrid MTV show that became popular for unfathomable reasons. Of course not!
Next you'll be telling me George Bush is super smart because he went to Yale and was the President.
I actually think Lauren is a smart girl. She used her reality tv fame and turned it into a business for herself.
You can tell yourself it was handed to her on a silver platter and she didn't have to work for it if that makes you feel better about yourself.
That's what losers in life do, they try to make excuses and trash other people in order to make themselves feel better.
And George Bush may not be a genius, but you don't get to be president if your dumb.
So keep writing your little blog that no one reads and keep telling yourself how much better you are than these other "dumb" people your write about. Sounds like a great plan to me!
she do many things but in a cheap way....yes she is so cheap
Brooke: First, don't use Dubya as an example an argument regarding intelligence/ability. Because if Lauren had things handed to her on a silver platter, Dubya's platter was made of platinum. And yes, plenty of incompetents have occupied the White House (see list of US presidents in the 19th century)--see, kids, you can be dumb and still make it!
As for argument that money and fame equal being intelligent & capable, by that token, Paris Hilton is way smarter than Lauren. She can't act, sing, write--all she needed was her famous last name and a grainy sex video to make millions of dollars. Obviously, she is way more intelligent than those research scientists earning what, $70k a year?
"you don't get to be president if your dumb"
Oh, Brooke, honey, "your" and "you're" mean different things! You should remember that from elementary school. I suppose this is why you think Lauren and George Dubya are such geniuses. You're as dim as a busted bulb!
Loved this entry; put it on Stumbleupon and linked to it from my blog. The skewering was right on target, and the comments did confirm a suspicion I had. There are quite a few of us who define success in some awfully crude ways, and independent of particular politicians, it does show up in the way we live, what we choose, and how we govern ourselves.
Well, when life hands you lemons - make lemonade, when life hands you lemonade - drink it!
As much as I agree that regarding substance, Lauren Conrad isn't doing a whole lot - she maximized upon various opportunities and is earning an honest living writing books, designing etc. Which is more than I can say people like Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag are doing.
We all have to pay the bills, we all have to make money, we all have to save for our retirement - it just so happens that Lauren can do more because she was in a TV show and in our celebrity culture we naturally assume that person is smarter/better/more talented than we are...but, the truth is - you could this same thing - just maximize on your opportunities and don't let your thoughts of whether you are "good enough" rule you!
Lauren is no literary genius - in fact, quite the opposite, but it's an honest effort, made by many others worse or better - but, she's DOING it...you should, too if you are able!
Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
I don't know too much about Lauran or what she does since I don't watch MTV, but I do think it is unfair how rich people always seem to do things that takes years for ordinary people to accomplish. I know many people who went to college and earned their English degree and are working very hard to publish a book but are having a difficult time. A rich person doesn't have to lift a finger and they can publish a book or open a fashion line so easily. What's next, Lauran is going to do architecture?
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