Kirstie Alley Has a New Fat People Website
Kirstie Alley, who twitters like it's her job (because otherwise, well ... she doesn't um, have one) has combined her love of saying crazy things on the internet with her love of trying to consume less than four sticks of butter per day and started her own micro-blogging website, "Phitter." From Phitter's mission statement:"Phitter is a phitness phocused community and a gift from Kirstie to encourage talk or 'Phits' about health, diet & exercise, while making new Phriends in the Phitter-mmunity and having Phabulous Phun... Phew!"
I live in Philadelphia and up until now I thought that Philadelphia Phillies Phans (as they oft like to be referred to) had a corner on the market of Ph-related puns. I think the only way to settle this would be a throw-down between Philly's giant, green nutsack-shaped mascot, the Philadelphia Phanatic, and Kirstie Alley. Although then again, that guy could probably stand to lose a few pounds himself, so maybe a cross-promotion might be a better idea.
Okay, I think the time has come for Ms. Alley to just admit that she is phat and doesn't give a phuck.
OMG. The Blemish is in PHILLY??? What a joy to discover that the brilliance that makes me grin and tap my fingers together evilly every day is only a bridge away. Thanks for all you do, neighbor!
Kirstie is a talented, gorgeous, and very sexy lady! I wish I had some current pictures of this hottie! I love you Kirstie!
Kirstie, Plse stop treating yourself in a negative fashion. You deserve better. Plse start Kundalini Yoga and the breath work. It IS the secret to weight loss. You have big energy(me too).Big energy needs big things! Since I now do Kundalini I no longer struggle with those DEMONS!!!!! Please,please, please do me the favor if you choose not to do yourself the favor. I luv ya.May the long time sun shine upon you, Josie
Kirstie, Do Kundalini Yoga and breath work. Get rid of those DEMONS for good. It works!!!! I know. You deserve better than this "fat stuff "SHIT!!!!!!!!!! Luv ya, Josie
Brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever - Oh I wish I were two stone lighter!
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