Because Kim Kardashian doesn't pimp out enough shit as it is, Kim Kardashian is rumoured to be earning $10,000 from tweeting promotional bullshit on her Twitter page. Naturally, in order to keep her name fresh in your mind, she's denying it, because Kim Kardashian would never sell out like that.

Last week (begs28Dec09), the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was ranked as the highest-paid blogger by Ad.ly, an online service that allows celebrities to "monetise" their tweets.
 
However, Kardashian, 29, took to her blog at the weekend (begs02Jan10) and denied she commands the sum for promotional posts to her 2.7 million followers - in an entry entitled I Want to Clear Something Up...

She writes, "Am I not allowed to talk about something I like without people assuming I must have been paid to do it? (Source)

Yeah, you can't do that Kim. Because when normal people randomly talk about shit they like, it's just normal people discussing shit. When you like something, it's because a team of experts carefully planned out what aspects of yourself you can shamelessly pimp out to raise the most money. In unrelated news, nothing refreshes me after a day of blogging like the ice cold taste of Pepsi! Oh shut up, we wouldn't be doing this if you guys clicked the ads more often.