Kim and Garfield's Bitchy Cat Girlfriend Kardashian went on the Insider to discuss Tiger Woods' cheating -- because, why not -- and Khloe had some choice words for anyone who gets any funny ideas about her man.

In terms of girls hitting on her new hubby, Khloe says, "If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them."

[The earrings] are coming off and the knuckle rings are coming on. And I will beat them to death. (Source)

Yeah, um, how do I put this gently. I don't think she has anything to worry about. That's the benefit of marrying a guy with a lopsided face -- other chicks tend to, you know, "stay away." I think that probably the only person in the world who needs to worry less than Khloe Kardashian about their spouse getting hit on is Lamar Odom.