Ke$ha, who some of you might remember as the bitch responsible for "TiK ToK" (her spelling, not mine) and others as the harbinger of the musical apocalypse, said that her friendship with Paris Hilton was ultimately doomed because they were just too different. Honestly, it's like comparing apples with slightly sluttier, disease-ridden apples.
 

She says, "We are not friends. We've just been connected on one too many places and levels. I don't have anything against her. I think she's really nice, but we're just very different. I'm just not that kind of party girl. I have been to a few pretty bada** parties in my day [...]
 
"We never had a fight. We're just so different, you know? We come from opposite ends of the spectrum. I grew up in the valley, broke, running around barefoot and moved to Nashville and played music and really poured my heart out. Very different." (Source)

It's so sad, but really, they're just too different! One's a stupid blond whore who makes crappy music, and the other is a stupid blond whore who makes crappy music...Oh, wait, no, they're the exact same person. Well at least Paris looks like she actually bathes on a regular basis, whereas Ke$ha looks like I can wade ankle deep in the grime on her face alone.