It was only a matter of time really...Since people apparently have some sort of big raging hard-on for Snooki, Jesrsey Shore is getting it's very own porn spoof because of freaking course it is. Personally, I figured they would spoof Nine first (if only because I heart musicals) but hey, if oompa-loompas with big stupid hair gets your motor revving, more power to ya.

Zero Tolerance entertainment announced it will film a porn parody of our favorite MTV reality show [...] Writer/directors Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs will tag team on the project. We haven't seen names this porny since Levi Johnston, Tank Jones, and Rex Butler rolled into town to take a ride on the Playgirl train. (Source)

I'm assuming stars were announced, but since I'm a big mo and this is the straight stuff, I honestly couldn't give two shits if you paid me. Seriously, you could have just taken the original cast and convinced them to do it. It would be less embarrassing than the actual show and it probably would have cost them about as much to make it anyways. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pry these forks out of my eyes. Snooki vagina...*Shudder*