Hugh Jackman recorded a spot on Sesame Street where he teaches kids about the word Concentrate, and all I can concentrate on is the fact that I want to wrap myself around his face like one of those creepy little hatchlings from Alien. No offense to you straight ladies out there, but no straight man is allowed to be that gorgeous. I know it seems wrong to sexualize him when he's on a kids show, but it's his own damn fault for being charming and sexy and wearing a tight shirt and having that accent and oh dear my pants just melted off.