Remember that big stupid truck Heidi and Spencer bought that I was totally certain they would end up totaling in some sort of drunk/stupidity-related accident? Well, as it turns out I was pretty close: Spencer got pulled over by the police for not having required mudflaps or insurance documentation. All together now: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Heidi Montag's other half was pulled over by the LAPD last night because his monster truck lacked mud flaps -- which are required on massive rides so mud and debris doesn't get shot back at other vehicles.

During the stop -- in which Spencer invited the cops to go clubbing with him -- the officers nailed Spencer for not having proof of insurance.

Spencer was eventually sent on his way with merely a fix-it ticket, which requires him to get his vehicle up to code by March 15. (Source)

Aw, way to drop the ball, LAPD. Here you are with the opportunity to beat Spencer Pratt to death with nightsticks and the best you can do is give him a ticket? Not even a real ticket, but a stern warning? Come on, this is the reason they give officers guns: Just in case they ever wander into some worthless D-Bag with a creepy flesh-coloured pedo-beard and a dorky car.