That's right! Heidi Montag finally released her album, fittingly titled "Superficial", and it is FANTASTIC. And by "FANTASTIC" I mean "kill yourself." The album contains 12 songs auto-tuned into oblivion, and the tracklist includes:

1. Look How I'm Doin
2. Turn Ya Head
3. Fanatic
4. Superficial
5. More is More
6. One More Drink
7. Twisted
8. Hey Boy
9. My Parade
10. Blackout
11. I'll Do It
12. Love It Or Leave It

Wow, did you see the way she left off that last 'G' in her first song? Or how she used "Ya" instead of "Your"? That is just hardcore right there. I'm assuming you can either buy it on iTunes, or you can light a ten dollar bill on fire, then hit yourself in the face with a hammer until you stop breathing. They'll both cost you about the same amount and offer the same result, but at least the latter will be faster and less painful.