God bless Mariah Carey: Honestly, if she wasn't such an egotistical asshole I'd probably be out of a job. But thankfully, each day allows Mariah to come up with a fresh new batch of bitchsauce for me to write about, and today is no different: Mariah stopped her show halfway through her performance (a term I use lightly) to sit around, drink champagne and get her makeup done. Congrats on paying good money to see Mariah sit on her fat ass, concert goers!

The 'Hero' singer was performing to a packed out audience at the Borgata Hotel and Casino, in Atlantic City, when her stagehands brought out a chaise longue on which she laid down on. She was then pampered while enjoying a glass of champagne.

Laying back on her on stage throne, she playfully asked: "Do they expect me to stand up for the whole show? They call me a diva... because I am." (Source)

Yes, people are usually expected to stand up during their show. It's not exactly like you're walking around all that much or dancing. Hell, it would probably take an army of horses just to tow you around the stage, and even then, most of those horses would end up being put down from the injuries that come from lugging your doughy self around while you scream into a mic. Really, is it so hard to stand in one place while singing? Bitch please.