Channing Tatum Hearts Stripping

ChanningTatum-012210.jpgUsually when a celebrity gets outed as a stripper they'll talk to People Magazine in a weepy interview about their "huge" mistake and land a kiss-ass cover. Channing Tatum, on the other, loved it and is now going to be making a romantic-comedy about it. Ladies (and like-minded gentlemen), you are welcome.

He said: "I did it for almost a year. I've lived a crazy life, for sure.

"It seemed like a fun thing to do at the time and I got out unscathed. It's nothing I'm ashamed of and I'm not proud of it either. I wanted to talk about it in the beginning of my career but my publicist wouldn't let me.

"When Jenna found out about it, one of the first things she did was make me give her a dance." (Source)

Not that I don't appreciate a slice of beefcake or anything, but when the hell did stripping become the new kabbalah? Tatum and The Situation did it, Diablo Cody won an Oscar for it, and now even Miley Cyrus and Martha Stewart are pole dancing, despite being nowhere near age appropriate. I swear to God, if Madonna jumps on the bandwagon, I'm going into to the convent. Thanks for ruining nudity for me, celebrities.



2 Comments


kate the great said:

Don't you mean the convent? How would you go into a covenant?


lol, Miley is so funny! I love her.