If you guessed "out back, in the dumpster behind the plastic surgery clinic", DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING! We have a winner! Yup, as it turns out the tiny little bump on the corner of Sarah Jessica Parker's mouth, who's removal caused many Sex and the City fanatics to have conniptions, was offed in a spur of the moment cosmetic surgery procedure.

"I didn't have strong feelings," she said. "I didn't object to it. I just didn't care for it. And I had about six free days when I could be bloody and stabbed and no one will care and honestly I didn't think a thing about it and then apparently it turned into mole-gate."

Soon after the procedure, Parker said, a woman approached her on the beach, upset that she had gotten rid of her "signature."

"I was like, 'My mole was my signature? Isn't my brain my signature?'" Parker said. "For about the next 15 minutes I couldn't hear anything because I thought I'd make a terrible mistake. Can they put it back on?" (Source)

Finally, we can all rest easy knowing that Sarah Jessica's Mole was released back into the wilds of West Hollywood, where it can frolic with others of it's kind. In fact, on a quiet night in WeHo, if you listen closesly, you can hear it howling at the moon with Ashlee Simpson's old nose. True story.