Tila Tequila posted this video message on her website early Wednesday morning announcing that she's engaged to her cracked-out heiress girlfriend Casey Johnson, who suffers from the rare medical condition known as "uglititus of the face."

"This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first -- Tila army fans -- tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!"

She then flashed a ring, which she said is a "17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It's so fat you can't even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar! (Source)

I hate to say this, but if the Christians really want a legitimate argument against gay marriage, they probably aren't going to do much better than this, unless they finally figure out a way to put something in the water that would turn everyone into Fred Phelps.

Showing off her fake-ass diamond ring at Snoop Dog's album release party Tuesday night: